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Edging In: “According to the New York Post, Hillary Clinton is doing extremely well with younger Jewish women. Not as well as her husband did, but pretty good.” (Jay Leno)
That’s Bull: “Rodeo fans were saddened by the death of America’s largest show bull, a 1,600-pound bull named Bodacious. Al Gore and George W. Bush have their work cut out for them. Only a presidential campaign can replace that much bull.” (Argus Hamilton)
Nothing Doing: “The first episode of ‘Seinfeld’ aired 10 years ago. There has never been something about nothing that lasted that long, if you don’t count Jean-Claude Van Damme’s film career.” (Alex Kaseberg)
Aches and Pains: This week “has been declared National Headache Awareness Week. It comes . . . just as kids are about to get out of school for summer vacation.” (Perisho)
Close Call: “Patrick Swayze was unhurt after crash-landing his light plane. The crash was so bad, it reminded Swayze of his post-’Ghost’ career.” (Kaseberg)
Just a Thought: It’s been reported that “George W. Bush has formed his own think tank to come up with policy ideas. . . . Bush in a think tank. George, some advice: Stay in the shallow end.” (Leno)
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