“Smoke the apple.” A man’s advice to...

“Smoke the apple.” A man’s advice to a young woman craving a cigarette but holding an apple along Museum Row

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“I think I have to go put my hormone patch on.” A woman responding to two younger men hitting on her at a cafe in Beverly Hills

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“I’ve been called many things, but I’ve never been called Jonathan.” An elderly man at a doctor’s office on Wilshire responding to a nurse’s mix-up