TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Denver 34, at N.Y. Jets 17: How is it possible to get routed by the Raiders one week, then rout the Jets the next? Ask the Broncos.

Miami 16, at St. Louis 12: So who won the matchup between the top two picks of the draft? It was close, but you have to give it to Long.

N.Y. Giants 23, at Washington 7: This victory, after the distraction of the Plaxico Burress situation, is a real shot in the arm for the Giants.

Indianapolis 10, at Cleveland 6: The summary says Peyton Manning passed for 125 yards. That was for one quarter, right?

San Francisco 10, at Buffalo 3: Can you imagine saving your money to go see one game all year, and this is the game you chose?

Baltimore 34, at Cincinnati 3: Ryan Fitzpatrick says Bengals have better players than this. Unfortunately, he’s referring to the 1981 Bengals.

Carolina 35, at Green Bay 31: After loss, Packers’ fan club starts preparing “Where Are They Now?” item on Aaron Rodgers.

Atlanta 22, at San Diego 16: Chargers lose credibility after claiming they are distracted by all the noise coming from SeaWorld.

Pittsburgh 33, at New England 10: Gisele Bundchen returns Matt Cassel’s call, laughs heartily, hangs up the phone.

Kansas City 20, at Oakland 13: A confused Al Davis calls Jim Plunkett, asks if he would like to try another comeback.

at Tampa Bay 23, New Orleans 20: It appears that Dan Marino can keep that “most passing yards, season” plaque on display if he wants.

at Minnesota 34, Chicago 14: Look at the scores. See anything unusual? Minnesota and Tampa Bay were the only two home teams to win.